Bleed on the tile, not the carpet. I mean, hey, lose your security deposit, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.

You only say that because they were founded by a polling fir and their original mascot was the margin of error.

That ref has the proud bearing and glossy fur coat of a Yale man.

Dr. Shaquille O’Neal. His doctorate in education makes him, in theory, an informed voice on this. [Shrug emoji]

Update: Montgomery County Public Schools says they will investigate: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/recruiting-insider/wp/2018/03/12/montgomery-county-public-schools-is-investigating-age-of-rockville-freshman-jimmy-sorunke/?utm_term=.c7b933b60bf9

Asked for comment, most women didn’t respond, and several others simply wrote, “Hey.”

Like the one’s lying crumpled up after trying a trick. I’m sure they would’ve landed her routine. Say what you will about Eddie the Eagle or the people who finish last in cross-country, at least they’re not flagrantly flouting the roles of their sport.

I’m thinking she’s just a sociopath, not autistic.

Doddering, old man comes up with half-baked idea after watching TV.

+1 day-old pączki

Usually a Clairton brawl involves coke, according to Wikipedia.

Two things:

Isn’t approaching the bar when your case is called sufficient for ID?

I’m conflicted because I fully support the closely related drinking on ice.

She seems to have been wanting to get out of bad, lesbian relationships and went after the lesbian part instead of the bad part. Pro tip: do the opposite.

If this were college, the touchdown would have still counted because the unsportsmanlike conduct occurred after he crossed the goal line. But this is still a dumb rule. I’m with you in spirit.

Still not as bullshit as hockey’s second assist. I score no, no, yes, for the record.

This opinion is bad. Not in the I disagree sense, but in the demonstrably false sense.

I would lose my mind, and I’m 29.

Wouldn’t immigration and refugees solve this faster. Kids are great and all, but for 18-22 years they don’t do shit for the labor market.