The horse voted for Doug Jones.

The Fuck Schiano doctrine has been used to construe any ambiguity in the terms of a contract against Greg Schiano.

Boston still has a large cadre of physicists who did their dissertations on the ideal gas law.

Third option: do nothing and hope the house doesn’t explode.

Came here for this. Was not disappointed.

I see “contractual obligation” is now spelled “privilege.” American English, amirite?

As if anyone has time to feel threatened by makeup. Please, I have a lecture to prep.

He was so close to being a senator. RIP “Eat the W, 2028"

Football logistics falls to the operations staff, so is fair to say that coaching rarely involves logistics. However, coaches care that the logistics are always perfect and never wrong. if they have to spend two seconds thinking about why dinner sucks on a Saturday night before game, they will not be happy. For this…

It is almost like there is some department in the United States government that would take the lead on this or something and they are chronically understaffed.

I jaywalk at the light at Pennsylvania.

That moment when you’re in Walmart debating name-brand versus generic bread.

Seeing as this is the NFL, I wouldn’t be surprised if there was some evidence on some league-issued computer, email, phone. What the League doesn’t want is some wide-ranging discovery order that let’s everything with the word “Colin” or “Kaepernick” in as evidence, especially given the internal docs related to the…

Between Tinker and Barnette, these public institutions are le fucked, as the kids say.

True, but girl power marketing (e.g., Spice Girls) has been around for two decades. It has helped, but no one worries about a child being promoted or making more.

Can we note that this is former Raiders president Amy Trask. Seems relevant.

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I’d rather “hurt” a sport with liberal politics than hurt a country with troglodytic conservative ones.

Why are more people not bringing up that this is how a dictatorship starts? Having one, and only one, way to express patriotism. And having a high-ranking government officials, the president no less, discerning what counts as true patriotism. I’m not saying this is Nazism, but I’m not saying this is not Nazism.

Sports marketing people aren’t the most nuanced thinkers out there: exhibit 46572