HOLY FUCKING FUCK

Oh my god, 2012 seems like a beautiful dream. Obama got re-elected and the Browns won five games that year! FIVE!!!

A++ headline

If Belichick had a sense of humor we’d probably get
Bennett: DNP (whimsy)

Jesus. Imagine being a life-long Packers fan who finally made a pilgrimage to Lambeau Field for the first time, getting to your seats early to revel in the surroundings, then this fuckin’ guy sits down next to you.

I’m leaning towards being impressed by the elasticity of the fabric.

The biggest upset of this whole thing is that Akron didn’t get a spot considering no one could scroll the ballot for a while. I call shenanigans.

I don’t understand what I’m watching.

Questioned about the incident, Maccarty says he felt no remoras.

Google translation of a French article: http://www.ladepeche.fr/article/2017/09/25/2652381-stade-velodrome-supporter-om-marque-contre-tfc.html

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

He’s a coma surviving, ambulance-ridin, doctors orders abidin’, nurse kissing, still-alive son-of-a-bitch!

Osweiler certainly has what it takes to be a QB on an NFL roster. He’s so tall that even if he knelt for the National Anthem, most fans would think he was still standing up.

There’s a 30% chance he got married in the same clothes.

Everton’s Michael Keane (no apparent relation)

Or a sound investment in a sure bet, depending on how you look at it.

The man claims he has been running track since high school, and that he was never cut.

That’s definitely the first time I’ve seen an own-goal golazo.

This disgraceful show by all involved is an embarrassment to the quiet dignity and grace with which boxing has always carried itself. Don King must be spinning in his grave.