His attorney? Rudy Giuliani.

You gotta hand it to the manager. Only person on the field who didn’t take a dive when someone put a hand on him!

Well at least Miami can expect a nice gift basket.

The real hero of this video is Very Calm Mustache Man

LeBron looked at the scale, saw that he had gained 7 pounds, and immediately blamed Mario Chalmers.

Lots of people are saying your parody of Trump was nice, it was nice, but we’ve got all these things, all these great things, and there are words and there are sentences and there are talkings and—let me tell you folks, some of this talking you just wouldn’t believe, just great talkings, that’s what people are saying…

Bold take.

Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.

I honestly hope LeBron signs with Philly so Skip Bayless can blame him for the crack in the Liberty Bell.

*Looks at this*

This is a west coast vs east coast thing. Families from the west coast, like my wife’s, see a peck on the mouth as no big deal. Families from the east coast, like mine, prefer a nod of the head and then not speaking to each other except on major holidays, like Leap Year.

What an annoying little kissant.

If someone told me last year that in order to get rid of Phil Simms from broadcasting games I would have to listen to Joe Buck broadcast the next 10 SuperBowls, I would have taken the deal in a heartbeat.

With the proximity of the Super Bowl to the Olympics, I could understand him not wanting to take a Pink Eye Flight between Minnesota and South Korea.

From what I understand, the rule is that no matter where the receiver is on the field, he must maintain full possession all the way to the ground for the catch to count. So knee down there isn’t enough, by the rule. The ball moved when he hit the ground. I’m not shocked they reversed the catch.

Hey guys, what’s happening over here?

I feel like this is maybe one of those things were Europeans don’t have the self awareness like Americans do that blackface is wildly inappropriate today. I’m not excusing it, but clearly no one was around to tell him why this might not be the greatest idea. Don’t they still have a holiday/celebration in the…

something something five-hole something something two-man advantage something something Zamboni rides

Good form.

I hate to tell you, Emma, but Heath Evans is a goldurn Christian.