lebron is the ice age inducing asteroid, and lowry/derozan are the raptors

(Update): nevermind, they threw it away again in overtime.

how the hell do snakes make your list but not cockroaches, the most vile creatures on earth. gtfo.

that ref isn’t getting paid enough (if at all) to be taking shit out of a massive bear’s clawpaws

oh man this is too good.

only scrolled down to the comments to make that observation myself, good call

i can’t deny the douche factor but he is a decent writer

meh, who cares. i can confirm i gained 8-9 lbs in water weight one afternoon trying to flush the alcohol out of my system before a piss test though.

star’d for effort

they’ll scavenge as well. buzzards with a good PR agent someone once said.

our best hope for the future getting dunked on by the oldest guy in the league is a fitting microcosm of our season tbh

even when new england was getting it handed to them in the first half brady was playing a good game, fuck outta here with “didn’t look like himself”

it’s not...it’s not shoe-in? “shoo-in” just blew my mind

joe mixon though. rice was getting older and falling off, more high profile, too much media coverage. that wasn’t blackballing.

man that spread offense is fun to watch though

I like to combine words, for example I refer to green onions as grunions.

half the people crying about this were laughing at dallas in the playoffs two years ago. can’t have it both ways, this is the way they’ve ruled on the matter time and time again.

it’s not correct. prison =/= jail.

pretty cruel but the dude has a wife and kids

block that kick!