This is exactly why I don’t play in the summer league.

In America, we use words like “grit” to describe players who are willing to get dirty and like “captain” for those who will do anything for their teammates.

The rare “pants off yet opting for second over third base” maneuver.

Not sure I like the direction the sausage race has taken.

His big toe looks like a pepper that you find in the back of your fridge after a year.

Unless there is a lot more than meets the eye, he first got robbed when they charged him for a “suite.”

I feel like you’re burying the “Aaron Hernandez quoted Savage Garden in his suicide note” lede here.

Perhaps it’s 3-1 lead poisoning.

He will undergo testing as fears mount that he is showing signs of early onset MLS.

He’s heading to Trump Tower over the weekend to discuss the Securities and Exchange Commission chairmanship.

Hernandez learned everything he knew about the Bible from Tim Tebow, which explains why his understanding of it was incomplete.

You know what I would do if I had a net worth of $29 billion?

Any fucking thing I wanted.

Of course they lost! No way Kevin Love can defend the alt-right fascist postmoves of Richard Spencer, especially his inimitable anti-DREAM shake.

At least it’s more entertaining when the players and coaches fix a match, rather than when refs do. Like in last night’s NCAA title game.

While I’m 100% behind this (you could sub out “Tony Romo” with “a tape loop of garbled subway announcements” and I would be 100% behind this), isn’t replacing your top guy with a total amateur, as opposed to one of the multiple qualified and experienced commentators you already employ, a bit of a concession that this…

Sox fan here, and there is no defense to that. But it does bring back a pleasant memory.

I was at an August game in 1991 between the Cubs and Giants in Candlestick. It was a memorable game for me for two reasons. 1.) Chico Walker hit an inside-the-park grand slam. 2.) It was the first time I ever heard my mom drop…

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Some may have found this offensive, but I say Phuket, who cares?

Since this ended in a thai, it went to a shootout.

What an idiot. He’s allowed to use his hands.