that’s the fattest wild bear i’ve ever seen

i couldn’t think of a good sorta / lasorda joke

irony onion is my side-project indie band

I can just imagine ashley furiously hammering away at a keyboard tonight unable to to keep up with the steady stream of absurdity. god bless you young lady.

saw an otter in the wild and I might as well have been a 12 year old girl meeting bieber circa 08. lost my shit.

good call

always had fun combining his name. Dickenberg. go ahead, try it. it’s fun.

that’s the calmest rabbit i’ve ever seen

well written piece ashley, nice.

I mean he’s not wrong, it’s the plight of every man

this is definitely a life’s rich pageant scenario

Ramsey shut his ass down

beautiful piece jordan.

any backstory here other than michigan/osu?

we have some of finest tap water, thank you very much.

I’m so glad I watched this in a room by myself and not in front of friends/family.

if a tree falls in the forest is mike ditka still an old prick?

you mean the jackass crew lied when they went to mianus, connecticut??

I just like the general idea of an agent that's a complete loose cannon, not exactly typical.

reluctant soccer goat is my new favorite thing