doesn't sound like him at all. so apparently he's also the greatest actor of all time.

hard to argue with that

somehow nascar beefs are the worst and best beefs at the same time

I'm not exactly a catch myself but I always thought her cuteness was overstated. she's aight.

Samer, I love you, an I’ma let you finish, but poise is back in town is brutal lol

20-25 carries + a couple receptions doesn't really qualify as trying to avoid punishment does it

some of those guys were all-pro caliber players. ryan moats was not, but he was a goddamn legend at louisiana tech.

I’ve always liked landon donovan. seems like a decent, intelligent man.

the hell?

I'll have to wait and see how brian mccann feels about this before I take a stance

huh, didn't know the championship game will be in tampa

apparently baby ospreys are massive, got damn

50-1 doesn't seem unreasonable

I didn't understand when I read he was missing the opener with a hand injury...but yeah that's pretty gnarly

Breaking: Romo’s back

used to be among my least favorite players in the league, now is one my favorites. life is strange.

I probably have a top 100 kinja user name, no? what a strange thing to brag about.

I knew these rankings were going to enrage me as soon as I saw the post, but you know what...

most of that is over the line but telling her to suck her old man’s nards from time to time is just sound advice

Papelbon would be a trump supporter. He really is that guy he appears to be. aka worst dude ever.