@technologic: We don't know who struck first, us or Roboscooper. But we do know it was us that scorched the sky. At the time, it was dependent on 6 AA's. So, uh, nobody quite remembers why that sounded like a good idea.

@technologic: Roboscooper goes on-line August 4th, 2010. Human decisions are removed from picking up around the house. Roboscooper begins to learn at a geometric rate. It scoops its own remote at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to remove the batteries.

Anybody else ever read that Orson Scott Card short story about the deformed indestructible infant demon that had suction cups and claws and teeth and like acid spit and it would cling to you and rip your skin off? Yeah.

I played Okami start to finish without stopping when I was snowed in at home a few years ago. No idea how many hours that was, but I know I should've gone to sleep once at least.

My Logitec mouse scrollwheel collects cat hair like crazy. Blowing it out works sometimes better than others, but I'm definitely gonna try this next time it gets so bad I'm ready to disassemble it.

@TheUptightMidwesterner: Careful. Bathroom's full of spiders.

@Atomsk88: HOLY SHIT

@The Anti-Fanboy: Ha, that's the first thing I thought. The Amaterasu vs. Bayonetta fight is going to be awesome! And if Bayonetta can't stop time, short.

@Dmack34: Not straight downwind, they don't.

@Antubis: I'd be more worried about the summer, actually. I'd certainly want more than R14 sleeping in that loft!

That guy is such an architect.

@gemcosta: The heat? It would be fine if it were well enough insulated.

@The Lab: Everything is always painfully obvious, in retrospect, to the internet.

"Breaks the rules of science"?

@edana: If it makes you feel better, to me "Navi" still means the computers from Serial Experiments Lain.

"Install the coupon printer"?? Fuck yourself, Cuervo, what the hell did I just give you my mailing address for?

@wtfnuggets: One-page, always.

@sengin31: Yeah, it's strange that they would put so much work into making something so awesome, and miss a few seemingly obvious details like that. Two dragoons taking out a bunker, seige tanks with the same range as dragoons, 3 carriers with 4 interceptors between them... Not things that most people would notice,…

@podspawn: And a poorly-tested AI. And the ability to replicate.

@AndrosZ: I knew more than I thought I would, but I feel like all the ones I recognized were obvious except maybe #20: