Girlfriend, you had me at DURR. I wouldn't be able to stay awake for thirty minutes, let alone be turning left the entire time.

But it does involve a Deadspin

It's very good to see Deadspin covering stories that don't involve a sport.

* Using a credit/debit card at a convenience store for purchases less than $10.

Great, now AJ ruined the Funbag.

There are a lot of morons in this thread. PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT HE SAYS ABOUT THE FRICTION COEFFICIENT. Clearly cars that go faster have a higher friction coefficient than 1!

"Hack"?