I got 1K stars on the old Gawker for saying I hoped he died screaming.

I have it on good authority that thousands of Muslims will be celebrating in New Jersey...

I burst out laughing in the middle of a museum when Scalia died. Didn’t work out.

What is the Trump Administration if not a collection of second round picks and undrafted free agents?

I used to work with this young lady. She had the biggest ghetto booty I have ever seen on a white chick. She was also very short, so her options in off the rack pants were: big enough to cover the booty, but walking on the hem and fits right in the legs but strained to the bursting on the butt.

Suns Browbeaten

Sorry, but that barely qualifies as even liking guns in America. I’m reasonably confident that three of those came with the purchase of his house in Georgia.

You should watch the video because, in it, Walton actually says what is offensive about it to him. If you’re saying you can’t understand how anyone could be offended by a major program college coach trying to arrange a $100,000 under the table payment to a recruit, well, you have a different threshold for being…

Triple?

The word “Don” is in there too, put that too close to “idiot” and we’re all going to jump to the same conclusion.

I hadn’t looked at it that way, but you are correct sir, that is Trumpin 101.

It’s less the “Peace+Love” part than the “Being an international embarrassment while trying to swing your dick around in Korea” part. That part’s Straight Trumpin’.

Fun fact: That leaping gentleman is the current United States Secretary of Energy. He oversees U.S. policy on energy and the handling of nuclear materials, including nuclear weapons.

America 2018, where people train their entire lives and hone their skill to a degree that they’re one of the 10 best in the world...All with the hope that one day, they can land on a bullshit reality competition that featured this:

That’s the same reason I troll Breitbart posters by pointing out how the facts in any situation don’t line up with their worldview. I do it for the strokes I’m inducing.

I feel dirty now, having poked around on that site... And not the good kind of dirty :-( Don’t go there, kids. There be morans!

Ladies and gentleman, that is the conclusion of overtime. The gold medal will now be decided by a shootout.

His chin has just given up on the rest of his face.

Yes, there are some real genetic oddities. I imagine Eric just makes unintelligible grunts and pained groans. He looks like a giant opossum. Ivanka has the same bad chin as Jr.