The backlash she’s getting is because she very obviously sucks ass. And she very obviously played the system so she could participate in these games. Then she proceeds to get in front of a mic and says things like, “i just want to be an inspiration to all the little boys and girls out there..” What in the actual fuck…

I’ll sleep better knowing he grew to know that it’s not okay to beat women. It’s a redemption story in the making.

I mean I don’t know how true that is. I am a fan and so I follow her on instagram and homegirl sells everything. Every other post is an ad and it’s directly related to her life.

Mule kick. That explains a lot.

She might have to be the mule in this one though.

That’s legal in Arkansas if the mule consents.

“The Disaster Athlete”

She’ll also be played by James Franco

I look forward to seeing her in Tokyo doing dressage on a mule.

The only thing that could make this more priceless is if she just went straight down the middle of the half pipe the whole way

Being different does not make it bad. Sucking makes it bad.

Does being a veteran somehow make your opinion more valuable than everyone else?

Ahem excuse me, I use it

It was American Idol bad audition montage bad.

*huge sigh*

As another Veteran, I say it sucked.

That... is a VERY generous description of the contents of that letter, Chris. Far more generous than he deserves.

The best moment of last night’s UFC event (Sage Northcutt’s win aside)

I’m guessing that nearly empty beer isn’t his first of the night.

It’s almost as if this woman had the right face and body to front a “band” and nobody considered whether she actually knew how to perform these jobs...

“Oh I almost forgot can you unlock the deodorant section for me, I’m fresh out of mitchum.”