“I’ll take this case of Busch Light and two boxes of Sudafed, please.”

“Sorry, you’ve got to be at least 21 to buy beer in this state. And you can only buy one box of Sudafed.”

“Okay, that’s fine, just the one box. Oh, and that AR-15 and a few hundred rounds of ammo.”

“No problem!”

“and yet Ingraham goes straight for an attack on his “un-grammatical” and “barely intelligible” words”

Nailed it.

Dead, unfortunately.

When the coach took away the sled, the athletes had to get up, stand up; stand up on the ice.

I remember when we used to sled . . .

They probably don’t need to. There’s a bobsleigh mega-store in an outlet mall in Pyeongchang.

Have they thought about ordering a new sled on Amazon Prime Now?  

If the coach fronted the money for the sled and they’re kicking her off the team right before the Olympics (honestly, for whatever reason...it doesn’t even matter), then they really should pay her for the sled if they want to use it. They can’t really just claim it as theirs if they never paid for it. This whole thing…

So the story says...

Asked how they felt about their coach’s dismissal, a team spokesperson said, “No woman, no cry.”

and there goes their medal hopes, up in a puff of smoke.

Okay. I’m sure 12 hours of forced sensitivity training will have a huge impact on people who have consistently been rewarded and promoted for being bigoted assholes.

New station slogan: You can’t spell WElcomE Immigrants without WEEI!

This’ll be much more effective than just firing the hateful shitheads and hiring hosts who aren’t.

The woman claimed that the airline rep suggested she let the animal loose outside or flush it. And she chose to flush it.

You’ve got to plan ahead if you want to score the nation’s #129 recruiting class.

Calling anything store brand NYC isn’t saying much, bc NYC itself is a giant pile of shit.

And that one fan went full horse’s asshole.

It’s almost like fans have fuck all to do with what happens on the field.