really lax drafting by Miami’s lawyers to let Loria include the Fuck You Miami Fund under the “certain expenses” deduction

“hoping” is understandable but it is good he did not get to Nassar. Watch his daughters’ faces - they are scared - and you can listen to their cries (at least one said, “Dad”, in a sad, scared voice). If he gets to Nassar and beats the shit out of him - maybe even kills him - then he has a high likelihood of going to…

You think the way to help your daughter is to pick up an assault charge (you can add battery if you beat the odds and actually connect with the target)? Interesting approach.

My father did something similar to this. I was molested by a pastor in the 80s (Pentecostal not Catholic, otherwise 100% same pattern of moving churches and covering up so lots and lots of victims) and when it came out he left the police station and went to the guy’s house. The police suspected he might by his…

if that is your friday morning take, then calling you a dope is a statement of fact. nothing personal...dude.

I agree with every single thing you wrote here.

I watched the clip and it quite honestly brought tears to my eyes. His horror and rage and frustration was so damn raw. I just can’t even imagine how he feels.

This is the dumbest take you have ever read. Wow. On any topic or just on sports? I want to know how high I have climbed in the learned eyes of Sparkle Suds.

This is the dumbest take I have ever read, and I can only assume it was sarcastic.

I went with my parents to their Wisconsin lake cottage over the holidays. It was -20 the whole weekend. While my dad sat on a HomeDepot bucket out on the ice in front of the house my mom and I watched a local access Florida fishing show just so we could exemplify the ONE situation when watching fishing on TV wasn’t…

I have to imagine the only thing more boring than ice fishing is watching other people ice fishing. Pass.

He had no grace. Period.

Too soon! No, wait, never mind. He had no grace period.

The last time I got such enjoyment out of seeing a blogger on ice, I was working as an usher at Andrew Breitbart’s wake.

Was the ice biting?

Are you fucking Sirius, bro?

all “239 pounds” of it, huh? lol

South Carolina certainly didn’t feel this interested in standing for the US flag a little over 150 years ago.

was he annoyed by Trump driving the cart onto the green?

The first rule of Secret Society is we don’t discuss Secret Society. Take this Turd Ferguson fan out back and work them over. But not too much. They like Burt Reynolds jokes, so we will let it mostly slide... this time.