Conspiracy: Martinez Averted (by) Greenwood’s Anti-vote. MAGA.

I don’t know what his next move will be, but I hope he takes time to mullet over.

Quite the times. I remember final exams, homecoming football games and enhanced interrogation techniques. ‘‘Twas all in fun.

The district attorney went on to dispute any part of the incident was waterboarding, though he said the alleged assailants used the phrase before the attack began.

“Kids do this, they have done it for years.”

My biggest logistical question about this woman’s actions is: what happens when she’s taken someone else’s seat on the plane? Why isn’t it then immediately discovered that she doesn’t have a ticket? It can’t possibly be the case that she manages to sit in an unassigned seat every time.

Golfers have clubs. Douchebags who shout have skulls.

I think I see a solution here.

To be honest, as a parent of an 18 year old, this is beyond sickening. All of my husbands friends and a few of my family/friends are within his age bracket and this is just “not right”. Both my husband and I would lose our shit if a mid 40’s man turned up to pick up C. If a woman in her mid 20’s wanted to date a man…

Did you know that Dane Cook is olde English for chlamydia? True story.

I’m guessing getting tased wasn’t the Plan B he was after

When I first started kind of following tennis, Djokovic was at the top of his game and I figured Federer was on his way out.

I already know that in 15 years I will be the rabid “no one will ever match Federer” type that I despise in the old-timers who won’t countenance Lebron vs MJ debates. And I don’t know if I’m bothered by that.

Wow, a horse racing article on Deadspin and all the ignorant hot take haters again come out the wood work. I’m shocked. Most corrupt sport? How do you figure? Proof please. Unlike every other sport we have state regulators breathing down our neck. High strung animals? Yes there are a few, but there are also a few…

I am still confused on who gave who “the business”.

No kidding. they found footage he himself made on a gopro at a swimming pool and 37,000 images.

I love this judge.

And what’s with the “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” quote? Does scorned = molested by your fucking doctor? Because in that case, like, yeah, hell should hath no fury like a woman molested by her doctor.

“I just signed your death warrant.”

They were trying to Finnish him.