“She’s a ‘gender equality t***. She’s obsessed with race”.

Marcus Williams demonstrating the worst tackling form imaginable while also taking out the only other teammate able to make the tackle.

On NFL Network Deion Sanders just said, “See, That’s the difference that separates dogs from cats, man!”

Dude HAD to have money on the Vikings. There’s no other explanation.

As a Saints fan, I am ready to smash my head against the wall for the rest of the night. Someone check on me in the morning.

If only he put his hands up.

Also got busted by Dad, as I was spanking it. Complete bust with me just standing there dick in hand.

Was this bar next to the circus or something?

My girl and I were having a pre brunch encounter. She was riding me while I was propped up on some pillows, half sitting up. I gave her ass a smack, and didn’t connect like I’d wanted. So I reached my arm all the way back, swung as hard and... missed. Her, anyway. The sex was immediately over, because what i had…

Check please. You win.

Eh. I don’t think that’s even close to the best/worst. I mean, my mom walked in on me last summer with dick in hand and laptop illuminating the entire thing. I’m 41. It was my house. She was staying two floors below. It was late at night. My door was closed. I still cannot fathom what prompted her to walk up upstairs…

Ivanka?

He was the grandaddy of them all.

The best ever.

Hand down, the best football announcer ever.

Breitbart headline tomorrow

WHITE WOMAN MURDERED BY DUSKY HUED FOREIGNER

it was a bidding war between Breitbart and Stormfront. They do get a deal to stay in Trump hotels, however.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

If I recall, Nordic blonde women have typically made more of an impact opting for the 9-iron.

This is the biggest disaster involving a caddie since Stan insisted Sue Ellen Mischke try on that bra.