I feel real bad even thinking this, but it would almost be a relief if he were to blow out a knee.

You know Lonzo is watching what he says about Lavar because Lonzo doesn’t want to be grounded and have TV time taken away by his father.

“I don’t decide who coaches.”

Really, the only thing we have left to look forward to in this crazy ol’ life is one of the Ball brothers marrying one of the Kardashian/Jenner sisters.

Vytautas, the team in which LaMelo and LiAngelo Ball will join Tuesday, just lost by 57 points to BC Lietuvos Rytas. Final: 113-56.

I hope the Balls enjoy small town life. And hope Goats R’ Us has security cameras.

Just knowing that LaVar is halfway across the world from me is a comforting experience.

My cousin is a basketball agent very familiar with Europe. He told me that this is like, a 10-15K person town they’re playing in with a really bad history of racism. The coach is super intense, doesn’t speak a lick of english, and chain smokes during halftime.

*wipes away tear*

Depends on how you define success...

to be perfectly honest, mine was nearly choked to death a thousand times over.

It is not just reporters. It snows pretty much every year in Chicago, and yet the first time it happens each November or December, everybody acts like they have lived their entire lives in Australia. Especially the drivers. We got a half inch of snow a few weeks ago and it tripled my commute for no reason at all.

About 66,829 ways.

ho is it shitty?

The fact that announcers and reporters will seemingly NEVER not be amazed that Foxborough is cold and shitty is truly the gift that keeps on giving.

Big deal. I saw video of a guy in Fairbanks Alaska throwing a pitcher of water in the air in 50 below temperatures and it basically instantly turns into a puffy white cloud of ice crystals.

I wanted to give this a star but it took a really freaky turn.

Sorry Lauren, but Sam Wainwright is criminally underrated! Any man that can greet people with an enthusiastic “hee-haw” and still get laid is a god!

What about all the guys Clarence let kill themselves before finally earning his wings with George? Mid-teen ranking for the narrative driving failures at least.

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”