My son has food allergies. They’re constantly changing but for a long time he was allergic to soy, which is in EVERYTHING!

Man can ESPN pick em or what?

Forced out of jobs for lying and cheating at football, gets highly paid job to about football players’ character, though he’s nearly incomprehensible.

This is so, so stupid. Take your star you wonderful sum’bitch

No matter how many stars this post ends with, it won’t be enough.

no one knowth what it’th like, to be a lou holtth, behind glath eyethhs

You guys can joke all you want, but this is the clearest explanation for getting offended at the NFL Black Lives Matter protests I’ve come across.

That’s simply not true. Whataboutism is a big part of the test.

I once got pulled over for going 25 in a school zone with bad signage that was for a fenced off toddler daycare 100 yards from the road. It was one of those bullshit speed traps where the cop hangs out another 100 yards down the road picking off poor schmucks who don’t notice the school zone sign right after they turn…

i wouldn’t normally comment, but the alignment of him saying something so remarkably clueless and saying it so poorly could not be ignored.

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

He later clarified:

We always just served the kid whatever the adults were eating and required him to try everything on the plate. He didn’t have to like it, and he didn’t necessarily have to clean his plate (after all, I’d usually be more than happy to have seconds!), but he always had to try everything, every time. If you start at a…

This is good policy; I think people are too prone to see positive reinforcement as automatically spoiling. Sure, you can force your kids to eat something, but I can say definitively that I never once developed a taste for a food by being forced to eat it, and isn’t that kind of the purpose?

I just always made my kids try the food. If they don’t like it, then so be it. But I made them try everything I ate in the days before they were old enough to get their own kids plates. By the time they got old enough for the childrens menu, they didn’t want it. They’re close in age, so I’d just have them agree on a…

I was a picky eater as a kid, and my mom really likes clam chowder. So she lied and told me it was potato soup, because I loved mashed potatoes. I probably went a decade without realizing.

This is a great tactic. I was such a picky eater as a kid but now I’ll try basically anything. No idea where or when I made that transition but am sure glad I did.

This makes me nostalgic for the days when life was simple and 10 bucks was life-changing money.

“So we were drinking one night....” or “You know the signs at the zoo that say don’t feed the animals?”

I’m getting the sneaking suspicion that Donald Trump lacks the focus, discipline and humility to be president. I don’t know, just a kooky hunch.