His academic record is private (and you’re assuming Andy was a school employee), however, the evaluation that he was and remains an idiot is not a matter of privacy.

I’m sure Trump will respond in a Lebronesque fashion, an Instagram post of himself working out.

Lmao. I was an Academic All American and Big East champion as well bud. Reading books and playing sports aren’t mutually exclusive. I don’t expect him to be knowledgable on all subjects. No one is, myself included. But if you’re going to run your mouth about it, you better know what you’re talking about.

As a veteran I am sick and fucking tired of being used as a poster for the right in general. Like a lot, maybe most, people I signed up for a lot of reasons, family, circumstance, patriotism and to get the fuck out of small town. If I’d known 30 years later my service would used like this, I would’ve taken that job at…

“Mr. and Mrs. Eifert, I’m sorry to say that there was some hypoxia in the womb”

Screw you, Redford! I will continue to use Pat Tillman as I patriotically rock out to Springsteen’s “Born in the USA!”

Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski: “I have 69 touchdowns.”

No, I think stupid covers it quite well.

Once again, the only thing I can do is post GIFs. I’m out of words, so this is all I’m capable of. I present to you, Eli Gold (a la The Good Wife), representing everything I feel inside:

I’ve never seen someone hit lame duck status with 80% of their term to go. It’s breathtaking.

All this winning must be getting exhausting for Trump supporters.

The dog move was the 1st touchdown. It was clear to everyone watching which statement was more important (look at me!).

Well said “IheartTurdFerguson.”

Someone else said it much better than I.

The only counterpoint worth saying, then, is simple and vulgar: Richard Petty, go fuck yourself.

I think Trump is borderline sociopathic and got by on charm and looks (barf) when young and is baffled & angry that it doesn’t work anymore. He’s never been called on his lies before so publicly and relentlessly. In the past he’s gotten away with it.

Looks like Garrett Bolles to me, who can most aptly described as “someone who didn’t score high on the Wonderlic test”.

You can be both.