At least you didn’t have to take it through a tube like Linn would need to.

Turd Ferguson... you buzzed in...

I believe that Trump does have some good in him but he is inherently slow, lazy, selfish and in constant need for admiration. His ego is so fragile that the only way he can get a boost is to appeal to the worst and most accessible feelings of angry middle America. He was too lazy to put a serious platform together…

It’s not crazy.

I assume in that pic he’s pointing out to that guy how disrespectful it is to keep your hat on during the national anthem.

Both ways, this is the dumbest shit ever.

I’m too tired to come up with something witty like the rest of these folks have, so I’ll just ask you to fuck yourself with Tom Brady’s water bottle.

Buh-bye, snowflake.*

Trump is a dipshit.

I would say he’s an example of what happens when you combine head trauma with pre-existing shitwadery.

yeah, he may have had CTE but he was a piece of shit before that.

He only played in 44 career games and still had severe CTE. The NFL isn’t going to like this one bit.

I will love him forever if he gives incriminating evidence on Ivanka.

Well then. I think he’s gotta to flip on Trumples lest he find himself mysteriously vanished by Putin’s witness-removal squad. I say bleed him dry for info, then try him for treason. Oh, and promise him a plea deal, break the promise, and laugh.

Fox is so awful it can make an awful, reprehensible, moronic human being like Hughes seem sympathetic. This is callous, I know, but it does help explain how she has any kind of public-speaking career.

Serious question: what was Jim Varney like?

I hated the man as a child of the 80s.

By the 1990s, I was old enough, and wise enough in my teens to realize he was one of the things that made WWF truly great. He was the only thing that had me tuning into WCW by the time it was done.

One of the legitimately funniest people off the cuff I’ve ever heard. RIP Bobby, you…

My other thought is: poor Gorilla. He had 17 years of relative peace, and wherever he is he surely has to break “WILL YOU STOP” out of mothballs.

He was no ham and egger. Goodnight sweet prince.