iheartturdferguson
IheartTurdFerguson
iheartturdferguson

xactly. She did the job she was supposed to do but she was too stupid to do it in a subtle fashion.

Looks like a win for Canelo, he landed all three punches apparently

I dunno, man. The draw didn’t bother me so much, but that 118-110 card to Canelo really seems impossible. Watching the decision, when Michael Buffer said “judge Adelaide Bird scored the fight 118-110...” it took, like, whole seconds for my group to realize she’d scored it for Canelo. It seemed like a not unreasonable

Sick bolds bruh.

It’s preposterous, calming down, things of that nature.

Having not seen the fight, I can only surmise the 118-110 score was due to Canelo punching himself in the head 58 times.

Did I just watch Stephen A Smith telling someone to calm down?

but seriously, just because GGG didn’t knock out Canelo doesn’t mean he didn’t have a better fight, land more punches, and do more damage. I thought it was close, but 115-113 for GGG seemed about right, 114 each is plausible, and 118-110 Canelo is a joke.

wut dafaq u tlking bout bruh

I once paid a nickel to watch “Gentleman Jim Corbett” fight an Eskimo fellow bare-knuckled for 113 rounds. If the fight lasted less than fifty rounds, we demanded our nickel back.

See, I dont think it really was a fix, because you would *think* that the judge on the take wouldnt be so blatantly obvious about it. I mean, 118-110 Canelo? Nah, thats just pure incompetence.

WOO!

If you think Canelo won that fight, or that it was even a draw, tell me who sells you such strong drugs.

You can follow my money out of my bank account for betting on GGG by decision. Furious.

For what it’s worth somebody on Twitter was saying Canelo had a judge before the fight. I usually eye roll on that stuff, but Jesus, 118-110 is incredible. Viva Mexico? 

In no way was this a draw. It was close, but there is no way Canelo took 8 rounds on GGG. Such shit.

This girl is still a thing?

I wouldn’t want you to exploit your father, but I have to admit I’d pay money - and I mean, big money - to see that.

My dad (Age 75 now, then 65) did not know who Britney Spears was before this video, but because of the media saturation after the video, one of the things he likes to say while drunk to make himself laugh is “Leave Britney alone.”

Please let this be an actual unaltered quote from the book. Brilliant troll? Accidental irony?