No zubaz?

Congrats, kids! A marriage has roughly a 50% chance of success. The Bills, not so much.

As is custom, the ceremony included the ceremonial breaking of the glass table. Mazel Tov!

Well at least someone is gonna score today.

I’m sure they’re in the process of hatching the next batch soon.

Yep. These letters from death row certainly are interesting reads...that being said each one should start with a little story about the lives of the individuals these sacks of shit ended.

“Robert R. “Bobby W.” Wasikowski, of Parma, Ohio, was a very kind and generous man - always helping those less fortunate. He truly enjoyed helping people in their time of need. He was an active member of the American Legion Post 703 in Parma and spent most of his free time with his friends at the Post and attended…

Why is the Century 21 agent there in his mustard colored jacket?

Alabama fan Charles Jr claimed he was only sticking up for Uncle Dad.

The brokerage specialized in deals on Mets tickets, but the buyers filed complaints because they were expecting to see a baseball game.

Or be president.

I’ll be waiting til he apologises to give my take

Seriously though, this is some real shit. Financial fraud?
He’s in deep doo-doo.
You need to work for a bank to not go to jail for that shit.

Probably explains the “traumatized nostril”

My friend was at a bar several years ago when Chris Farley walked in. It was late, Farley was a sweaty incoherent mess but friendly. He walked up to their table, said “hi” and asked if anyone had any drugs. He was dead like a week later. I feel like all these Aaron Carter stories are leading up to something bad.

Stillwater is among the poorest of the poor in Saratoga County, a notoriously red-leaning county. This guy is smack in the middle of Trump territory. Poor, ignorant, white trash who have lived through factory collapse after factory collapse. Too stupid or lazy to take advantage of every re-training program available…

You’d be surprised at how well child predators hide their... Grossness. Can’t really blame the town. :/

Wow that is insane. You crossed the Atlantic Ocean and retained no memory of it.

I played rugby for well over a decade, and whenever someone would say I’m crazy for playing, I’d usually respond with “it’s rugby, not hurling. Those hurling fuckers are crazy.”

I’m surprised they hired her. Usually they order their women from Mattel.

Holy fuck does Trump look stupid. I mean just look at that un-thinking face. Those beady, unfocused eyes. You could hold the paper up to his left ear and read it through his right.