I will point and laugh at Sarah Palin, who is politically irrelevant.

Something something pull yourselves up by your bootstraps, something something God helps those who help themselves.

Not surprised in the slightest. A wealthy man of God = Jumbo Shrimp.

The rest of the elite disaster-response team walks resolutely across the tarmac:

You misspelled “worst.”

Now now let’s be fair, she’s contractually obligated to wear those heels. You know he’s pointed out how huge the ratings would be if he divorced her on live TV and cut her out of the will. She’s a hostage at this point. She is utterly complicit and deserves zero fucks given but I’d bet money she doesn’t have a choice…

We’ve reached the point where it would be less insulting if they just didn’t go at all.

You beat me to it. Named two pets after him.

This whole stupid rivalry has really humped the shark.

If you’re a man...

“The Cold War is over! Finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, eh comrades???”

It is not Russia itself, just as our issues with Iran are not with the decent people that live there trying to live their life. The problem is with the head of state, namely Putin. You can put it like this: “Would Reagan appreciate the head of the Republican party having such a cozy and deferential relationship with…

OK there Vlad.

There was a time when trying to do a deal in Russia like this would have been automatically disqualifying for any prospective Presidential candidate, even absent any corruption allegations.

That is definitely worth a star.

Woman in black looks like she’s trying hard to smile while keeping from barfing and shitting at once.

I thought the same. It is funny how big the internet is where this guy can get a million hits on his video and I had never heard of him before today.

Who?