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Naw ... they took the money to build a monorail in North Haverbrook.

According to the FBI’s criminal complaint, filed in July, the witness was alerted to something amiss when they saw Manzanares attempting to drag his wife’s body to the balcony of the couple’s cabin.

Dude, this is Lenny Dykstra. He doesn’t go a day without a profanity laced racist rant. Shit, he orders his coffee that way.

Judging from the picture, it’s safe to say he wasn’t framed.

FTC chairman Kevin Trudeau—it takes a thief!

How this man isn’t our current Treasury Secretary is one of life’s enduring mysteries. We’d have been in good hands with him and Fed Chairman Jim Cramer.

I’m starting to think Lenny Dykstra might not be the most stable guy in the world.

I honestly thought he was in prison.

Reveling when a bible-thumper gets caught with his pants down is something I’ll never tire of.

Something tells me Little League Boog would have made the trip, if only for the BBQ.

Was Boog the first pick in the draft?

Inequality and fear are rampant in the world, and only the bold and strong make their voices heard in the deafened halls, crying for peace and justice.

I like yours better, but I should have learned from a college friend to say “Wasn’t me” more often. Every time he caught doing anything stupid, he would just say “Wasn’t me” with a super straight face. People would remind him that they saw him with their own eyes, and he stuck to his response. Somehow everyone would…

What I love about this comment is it starts by making you think you’re repentant about your infidelities, then you hit ‘em with the “I should have been a better apologizer” curve ball. Bravo.

+1 humblebrag

The speed of personal reform after a crime never ceases to amaze. All good now!

He issued an apology last month, admitting that he took the wrong approach to the situation and saying that he’s a better person now.

Assuming he will be able to read after looking directly at the sun earlier today,