There’s room for one more Mr. President.

Sometimes in the evening I hit a little THC and sit in genuine, silent astonishment that Donald Trump is the current president of the United States.

I went back and took a closer look after reading your comment and it hit me that they are a real life Beavis and Butthead.

I’ll let Guzman slide, just because of his pivotal and important role in Crocodile Dundee II.

Truth. I can’t tell you how many chicken dinners I had as a kid because my dad walked in with a dead chicken, muttering under his breath and asking for a bandaid. Fastest way to get cooked is to attack the farmer.

Did this dim-witted shitbird get a rooster without ever, like, reading about roosters? “This stupid rooster won’t even play fetch and is useless when I take him duck hunting!”

Not all heroes wear capes

Let’s start with a salad. No nacho cheese. No cheeseburgers. No french fries. Those aren’t salad toppings, Guv.

If a UFC fighter, or anyone for that matter, is crying after a bunch of blows to the head, it should probably be taken as a sign of a severe concussion. See Luke Kuechly.

man he just needs to stop eating shit food. if he’d just stop eating shit food IN PUBLIC he would be dropping a fair amount of calories by my estimation. seems like every time a camera finds him in public he’s stuffing some bullshit down his gullet.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news...

And is the man in the picture Mitch McConnel?

Can he just leave Earth please?

This was a beautifully-written piece, Charles.

The combination of someone who knows how to write and who knows boxing is just a beautiful thing.

He had an answer for everything thrown at him, and over 13 draining rounds, he clinically beat Cooney up, bringing him further and further from land, reminding him constantly that he would eventually drown in a horrible way.

Jordan would have let it slide to make sure the team covered.

Oh,agreed. Check youTube for Lyndon Johnson ordering pants. So great.

Jesus, someone at SNL must have a bulletproof rabbit’s foot or horseshoe or something, because just when I thought the inspiration for their best bit of the year was vanishing to the Great Podium in the Sky, into the national spotlight comes an even better character. Hell, McCarthy could just make SNL her full time…

It’s all a shiny-object distraction. Today’s real story was Bill Browder’s devastating testimony on the hill. And not one media outlet is covering it save Progressive Voices. And we all know what an influential media empire they are.