Cool story. If you can’t get hole in ones on the reg, sinking long putts is pretty cool, I guess.

“I’ve seen this guy throw a dead spiral through a tire.” 

“Sad.”

Three feet or thirty feet, either way he makes the biggest putz.

While the “Ball Brothers” doesn’t have the same ring as the Menendez Brothers, I really see no other options here.

The new Big Baller shoes are out.

Wow. Remember when Senator Warren was censured for having the temerity to read a letter from Coretta Scott King on the floor of the Senate, because she’d insulted Sessions by doing so? They could not abide that breach in decorum due to a senator.

Once, at a sports card show, my brother (12 at the time) got to hang out with Gordie Howe and Mr Hockey showed him how to properly throw an elbow. I’m still fucking jealous and will continue to be so until the day I die.

The story about his longing for that Wings team jacket he was promised after he signed and was sent to their Juniors team always gets me so I was glad to see that included. Here’s a bit more:

Sounds like a vivid fantasy he harbors himself.

Remember when you were a kid and you’d cut things out of magazines and stuff and make collages?

Every once in a while—certainly not often—you read about what seems to be a bona fide miracle. Not like it’s any surprise, but that’s a tough dude.

Yet another stab in the back of our leader! Best Presidential Buddy Tom Brady, proud MAGA-ite, has a Messican trainer.

For something to be a joke, it requires wit or humor; just calling a dumb comment a joke does not make the comment any less stupid.

He was fucking 10 years old, and that was by far the most interesting thing about his life. What the fuck else did you expect him to talk about?

This is just the economic anxiety of the white working class of Northeast Ohio.

What’s the best pejorative to describe this chucklefuck? Cause I’m going with chucklefuck. Any suggestions?

No, I don’t want his son to fail in the NBA because of who his dad is... but some days, I think it might be for the best.

Walk into any dementia-care area of a nursing home and you can have basically the same conversation. I’m not kidding.

People don’t realize he loves holding my hand. And that’s good, as far as that goes.