For real, this shit ain’t charming at all.

Yeah, she’s mostly harmless but it’s a little gross how Jez writers find this woman so charming and wonderful.

Not to be a profound square but this woman is a thief, is likely a kleptomaniac and should probably be in jail or treatment or both.

“I think these things have to be proven. This is a very strange and unbeknownst allegation to us and there would be no way I could comment on it. It’s irrelevant. We don’t know who you’re talking about. This is just an allegation.”

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

“former Vine star” explains so, so much about this.

And then he dabbed.

Yep bad idea. His core temperature was possibly elevated. Ice baths after long runs are my favorite.

Yes. Terrible idea. Could have been much worse than cramps.

Not to nitpick, but an actual Normal Person’s Guide to Training for A Marathon would just consist of “Don’t.”

Good.

More like varigross veins!

This is why I never exercise.

Trump has had a massive boner for Putin for quite some time - as boneheaded beta males often do when in presence of a seemingly powerful thug. CNN chronicled it nicely: http://www.cnn.com/interactive/2017/03/politics/trump-putin-russia-timeline/

I can’t wait til Kaep caves, goes out and punches a woman and murders a few dogs and immediately gets offers from multiple NFL teams.

Not pictured: Jason Whitlock masturbating furiously off-camera

Dogged by Mike Vick. That’s ruff man.

In some parts of Michigan, this would be the feather-weight class.

It’s absolutely golf. A competitive round of golf is usually 5 hours, with 99.9% of that being downtime where all you have are your thoughts. Add in spectators 10 yards from where you’re aiming, tv cameras, and all the randomness of the game itself, it’s maddening. Watch any major and see the best in the world…

“Floyd’s an unapologetic abuser of women and the Internal Revenue Service, while Conor is a racist dipshit”