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2 comments/observations on this video masterpiece:

This really puts Fox in a difficult position because now they are forced to claim “Fake News” about something that transpired on their own network.

“Just another instance of the world becoming overridden with Snowflakes! I have to go now and get my manicure and 2 scoops of ice cream.”

USA!! USA!!! USA!!!

This is sooooooo underrated!

By chance do you live on a David Lynch set?

1 and only. The dilapidated house with a minimum of 8 people, in varying states of dress/undress, loitering on the front porch at 2:00 in the P of M. Ages range between 6 weeks and 87 years old. Usually they are surrounded by several large, kitchen appliances. 

Well let's just be grateful it wasn't a suicide squeeze. The batter would have really shot himself in the foot, errrrr......head.

Please.....anybody.......tell me that you not only know of, but concur with me that Bun Vanilla candy bars are nirvana.

If I was hit in the head by a pitch, I’m not sure I could tell the difference between an 86 mph projectile and a 92 mph headshot.

To steal a marketing campaign of the PGA Tour from a couple years ago, “These guys are good.”

Yeah, and judging from the video of his KO, Sage probably has an issue with the whole "Pain don't hurt" thing....

Michelle Malkin loses her mind in 3.....2.....1......

OK....shot....full reveal that will make me seem like a bigger asshole than I actually am. I’ve played maybe 100 rounds with a professional golfer who is presently ranked as 1 of the top 5 golfers in the world. Said professional played with Cadet Bone Spurs when he was invited to do so recently. 2 things stuck out

Is this a quote of James Carville?

“What’s the big fucking deal? The coach is clearly building character in this miserable, underachieving snowflake of a bastard kid.”

Gee Fred....I thought the fact that I referred to him as “President Trump” might infer, even to you, that he is, in fact, the President. I’ll try to be clearer for you next time.

I more inclined to think of Junior, Eric and Ivanka more along the lines of stone cold shanks.

As Dan Jenkins is my all-time favorite sportswriter (not even close), you just made my day...week...year....ok, life, with that comment.

As a former college player (SEC) and participant in dozens of national and state tournaments, let me make an observation about President Trump and his golf game: