iheartturdferguson
IheartTurdFerguson
iheartturdferguson

“That’s life,

In related news, the status of his application for MENSA membership remains unchanged, and continues to be "in review".

I wonder if sociopaths, such as this dipshit, actually believe their own bullshit?

I was at last night’s game (I’m tempted to check out a replay of the game because the seats were 2nd row, so I know I’m on camera and since I dropped about 65 lbs, I would like to see if I look just as good as I think I look.....LOL) and it was the first time I’ve watched the Lightning in person. I was amazed at how

I never played hockey but grewe up around hockey players in Michigan.

Come on now. Facts have no place on the Interwebthingy.

They have a few times. Mostly my son, when he has some friends over who play golf, but neither of my kids are particularly into golf. Which is one of the contributing factors that make them cool.

That’s true. But to be fair, that’s when the little guy is in a flaccid state...LOL...

Good luck. Far be it for me to offer any suggestions, so instead I’ll offer up my experience: working on my short game is the most important factor in playing relatively well. If I hit 12 greens in regulation, it’s been a good round. If I mange to get up and down 5 out of 6 times, the round can’t be too bad unless my

Thank you. It’s an art.

I can honestly and happily respond, no fucking way.

Full disclosure: I have one in my house and use it to practice in order to keep my handicap semi-respectable (1.1).

Donald Trump, Jr. EVP (Extremely Vocal Pissant)

Who in the fresh fuck actually watches that show? Seriously? The only thing possibly worse than taking 47 seconds from my life reading a summary about this hot take, is sitting in front of a television watching this shit in real time.

So Cadet Bone Spurs was asked a simple question about his son. And Cheetolini (great freaking nickname, by the way) uses the word “I” 15 times.

I do feel for that poor bastard directly in front of dear old dad....

Come home soon, Daddy.......

When I read the comments about “Lady Anne”, Snyder’s 2nd yacht, I can’t help but hear Robin Leach’s voice describing the splendor of the boat.

The only call that the NFL can make to address this no-call is to shitcan the official(s) responsible.

This is simply beautiful.