And now some words I NEVER thought I'd write: I'll now be following Liberty University football.

And in a related press release, Liberty University is proud to announce that our Commander in Chief, Cadet Bone Spurs, will be teaching a graduate class in Ethics: Business and Personal, in the Spring of 2020. The class will take place on February 5, 2019 from 1:00-1:03 p.m.

Is your attorney Sam Malone?

Jesus.

Stephen Seagal is a gift from the acting gods.

My father used to “treat” us kids to “the Green Fog” after every dinner, while we gathered around the television set.

The Republican Party is very inclusive and takes offense at your comment. The 3 African-Americans who were there for this group photo were called away at the last minute to bus the dirty tables.

It reminds me of a story about the legendary film director, John Huston, who when asked by a young, aspiring actress what advice he’d give to her, responded: “Have rich parents.”

That's a pretty big assumption.

My head still fucking hurts from that punch......

You, sir, win this admirer of Turd Ferguson’s Internet post of the week. Thanks for what you do.

That is just soooo good.

Having once sat beside him on the throne in the bathroom of Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse in Louisville, I can attest the Turtleman can definitely launch nukes. By the time I staggered out of their the wallpaper was peeling....

This is just so good.....

I heart you.

That dude's nuts!

If by Dave and Buster you mean his 2 roommates for the past 13 years, I agree wholeheartedly.

Watching this game and I’ll say this: it may very well be one of the worst games I’ve seen all year. If there’s a god, both teams will lose.

I saw this hit in real time and it was disturbing to watch Simms after the hit. The cameras showed a young man who, in the vernacular of a few years ago, “had his bell rung.” In actuality, the guy’s brain was bounced of his skull like a violent game of hand ball.

Did this kid play high school hockey in Minnesota?