Perhaps.

I 2nd this endorsement. I mean, Whitaker has gone from working for a company that gets a patent for shot cans for guys with big dicks, to working for the biggest shithead and dicks in the world.

We Built this City, I Wanna Know What Love Is (Foreigner) and Shania Twain’Twain’s entire catalog belong in the Hall of Fame: the “Songs that broke Al-Qaeda’s Most Hardened Terrorists While in US Custody” Hall of Fame.

That is one eloquent fucking guy.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the new University of Maryland football coach.

This is my impression of professional coaches, by their sport:

Fergie is the one who owes the apology to anybody who had the misfortune of hearing that interpretive abortion.

Duly noted.

I know in this day and age, we're supposed to take sides in everything. But I'm damn proud of both Reid and Jenkins

Infowars, Twitchy and Breitbart are on fire right now with conspiracy theories revolving around “false flags”.

This article begs the question: can a person mumble coherently?

I played collegiate golf in the SEC. My idea of dissing our opponents was Bogarting the weed when we inevitably got stoned with our opponents the night before or after our matches. My NCAA record is one of complete and utter futility but if there was a Hall of Fame for fun, I’d have my own wing.

My initial reaction was to make a smartass comment...but after 3 seconds, that passed.

WWait a minute. Are you telling me it's not? When Saul Alinsky was the Chicago Mayor from 1923-2012, that town took a turn for the worse.

Bruce Vilanch?

My fuck-up was purely my fault. Lived in Lincoln Park (Chicago) and had a 6 AM flight to LAX for business. The day before, I went out for lunch with some co-workers and proceeded to get drunk. Really drunk. REALLY, REALLY FUCKING DRUNK. Another blackout.

What. In. The. Name. O’fuck?

Doesn’t every player who is not 2 paychecks away from living in a tent, choose early retirement over playing for the Lions?

Ladies and gentlemen: our frontrunner for Miss Buffalo 2019.

Love it!! Not because Rohrbacher is an out of touch dipshit but because my college roommate is in a deadheat to replace this moron.