This. This! THIS!!!

I’m definitely a big fan of Serena’s.

I just watched the match. I think Serena is an incredible player, probably the greatest women’s player of all-all-time and has elevated the sport on her shoulders.

Ifor it was chicken tenders from Papa Johns, I'd probably consider dipping in a 30 weight motor oil.

I thank God I don't live in Ohio and then I remember that there's no way in hell I'd live in that shithole, God's wishes or not. 

We're regular fucking spirit animals, my man.

As did Marge’s aforementioned strap-on.

And they will proudly declare, without prompting, that their neighbor's great uncle, three times removed, had a cousin who served in Korea. Cause....you know.....that makes our hero patriotic.

Who gives a shit if the players protest? In doing so, they aren’t disrupting the game and, much more importantly, they aren’t infringing on anybody’s rights.

Oh, what a great fucking call, my friend.

Could Coach Numbnuts soon be facing the wrath of the new GOP?

Old School Professional Golf!

Lol.

And I’ll bet that, in true golfer form, when Poulter lips out a putt tomorrow, he’ll look to the heavens and snarl, “How bout just one good break, one fucking time! ONE!”

True story. I don’t think Papa John reads Deadspin, so I’ll share.

First, let me both congratulate and thank you, Chris, for using 2 of my favorite words in the English language: dipshit and jackass.

My Bassett Hound’s nuts taste better than Dominos.

Given the present state of the Republican party, will anyone be shocked when the RNC releases a endorsement of Jim Jordan from Dennis Hastert?

Gohmert has represented the 1st district of Texas for 13 years.

I’ve seen underground videos of gang initiations that are less disturbing than this.