Too well.

When a basketball player travels, is he cheating?

Full disclosure: I know Mickelson.

No shit. “High school theatre mentor”? Back in the day, this guy was referred to as Uncle Karl. As in “I haven’t seen much of Rod lately, mom. He’s been spending a lot of weekends on camping trips with his Uncle Karl.”

Apparently Sarah Huckabee Sanders has become his mentor.

What this post clearly shows is that these uber-wealthy professional athletes have nothing on some high school kids from Minnesota.

The USGA, filled at the top with self-important, east coast fucknuts in blue blazers, has managed to turn the US Open into an annual shitshow. For some arcane reason, they’ve decided that “protecting par” is their sole mission.

Fuck the “Violent Sex Commentary”, how about the USGA apologize for the hideous course set-up?

Donny 2 Scoops has issued an open invitation to his golf courses to the “fan”.

Growing up in Detroit and being a huge baseball fan, there were 2 ballplayers I idolized: Al Kaline and Brooks Robinson.

Word to your mother, Brother.

Rodman: “Obama wouldn’t even listen to me. He blew me off.”

I....can’t......even......fucking......imagine.

This is like somebody in 1973 saying, “We know that Sham is disappointing that he could not give Secretariat a good challenge down the stretch.”

It will take some pretty outlandish behavior for me to refer to my neighbors as shitty from here on.

Congratulations as you’ve succeeded where the Catholic Church has failed. I’m off to church and an hour of prayer and confession. What you so aptly described sounds like hell, and I’m not taking any chances.

The irony, of course, is that when listening to Shaq and Chuck, one automatically assumes that they are the ones that have suffered massive brain trauma.

7I have but one interaction with “Beezer” and it took place about 30 years ago, over the course of about 6-7 hours.

Full disclosure: I played golf for an SEC university and before surgeries on back, knee, shoulder and wrist was an avid player.

I just pissed myself