I thought LaVar Ball was an asshole without peer.

If you watch closely you can see a stroke rearing it’s nasty head in Frank.

“UFC Moron” may very well be the most redundant term in existence today.

May the happy lord help us. My eternal vision of this....boy.....is of him sitting in his kitchen in the pre light dawn...a salad spoon in hand and a mixing bowl filled with Wheaties as he reads Nancy over and over laughing out loud by himself.

Dwarf bowling is so 20th Century..... 

Criminal justice major huh? Appears as though he was just working on his thesis..... 

OK.....I’ll open myself up now to get my nuts kicked in.....

We seeing some shit we ain’t never seen before kid!

Just like any other family reunion. ....

“I don’t know what this is, but Jay says says it’s a sea turtle. What?? A baby wheel? HO-LEE SHIT!! It’s a baby fuckin’ wheel, man! HO-LEE SHIT!”

It was Theron’s mother who killed the man, who was also Theron’s father and who also, in a drunken rage, attacked Theron and her mother.

Who wants to get drunk and drive? Who wants to get drunk and give a speech in front of his employees? Who wants to get drunk for church?

That was every bit as inspiring as the shit stain I found in my underwear this AM.

No offense but you fuckers are nuts.

I don’t give a shit if I never see another sporting event in my life.

For society’s sake please tell us that you’re 187 years old......

The moral of this story is that I’d have to drink $100 worth of beer (on 3 for 1 Wednesdays!) to even think about laying some Turd Ferguson beef to Ms. Huckabee Sanders.

The warrant was obtained on February 1 of this year.....way before the world came to know Harvey as the shitheal that he is.......

Who.....who......just who in the fuck actually listens to this dipshit?

I also took your Bro.