I’ve seen more contact on the shuffleboard courts while visiting my parents at Del Boca Vista Phase III.

This dude is a maximus toolius.... How much of the $10 million is earmarked for the “executive” producer? Seriously. $10 million to produce a documentary?

Thanks. Yes....I did not head into treatment on an epic winning streak.. It’s odd: I needed to become so desperate and hopeless that it opened my heart/mind/soul for a nanosecond that allowed myself to experience an epiphany of sorts on the shoulder of an Interstate highway.

Hoda dances like one (or several) of my relatives who cannot dance but when they are at a wedding and are forced out on to the dance floor spend their “dance” time recruiting others on to the dance floor in the hopes that nobody will see them dancing to the awkward beat in their head.

Ahhhhhhhhh... that’s not Jurich.

Miff. I’m not saying that cheating did not occur in the past at UK. In fact I’ll
say that it did indeed.

Interesting in that the man who hit the home run doesn’t allow the moment to define his life and yet some “fan” has had difficulty with another person’s heroic act fuck with his head and soul for the last quarter century.

Yeah....I see infomercials for “Become a Real Estate Mogul without putting up 1 Penny of your Money” in her near future.

That’s a great idea!

Joanne Fabrics. My mom took me there once when I was a carefree, happy go lucky 5 year old who looked at the world through eyes of wonderment.

My last word on this is that Lindsay Graham’s head must have been in a vice when he called this score in.

Take a gander at this asshole’s form from his round yesterday.

I’m in!

Fair enough. But I’d wax the turd blossom. I’ve played in 5 US Ams, 8 US Mid-Ams and was a 2 with a shoulder that, after 3 surgeries before the replacement, looked like a grenade exploded in it on my last MRI.

Donny 2 Scoops claims he’s a 4 handicap. I was a 2 5 years ago before I had a total shoulder replacement and haven’t so much as picked up a club since. I’ll mortgage my house and bet that orange Julius fuck nut $1,500,000 to play straight up. No 10 foot gimmes, no fucking mulligans, every fucking stroke counts.

She hopped in bed with Weinstein for money. There’s a word for that.

In that picture at the top of this story.... the woman on the right has to be in the Barfly Hall of Fame somewhere.

Shit. Yesterday I was walking to the farmer’s market and while switching songs on Spotify, I accidentally dropped my phone, only to make a great grab with only my right hand, saving it from its collision course with the sidewalk. I had a spring in my step afterwards.

Trumptards will say that the reason I don’t attend professional football games is because I agree with them about players kneeling for the national anthem.

That if I wore socks to bed I wouldn’t grow. When I was in kindergarten I went down to the kitchen for breakfast and wasn’t wearing socks. My mom admonished me and told me to head back to my room and put them on. I then said something along the line of “I’ve been thinkin about this.....if I won’t grow if I wear them…