iheartturdferguson
IheartTurdFerguson
iheartturdferguson

Am I implying he or any of them shouldn’t have fun? No. Did I say he shouldn’t be allowed to celebrate however he wants? No. Just pointing out the difficulty for me to take him serious when he impersonates a canine taking a leak in front of millions of viewers.

Of course I’ve seen and heard the Idiot-in-Chief.

Ya know....call me crazy but it’s tough to take some of the protesters seriously when minutes after making a serious political and social statement the same person jumps on all fours and imitates Fido taking a leak.

Holy shit. You had me doubled over with both your paragraphs. Bravo sir!

And then there is this from a professional golfer who resides in TN.

Yes. Donny 2 Scoops is proof positive.

Of course Mr. Khan’s life story of moving to the US at the ripe age of 16 to attend the University of Illinois and working his ass off to become a billionaire is nothing compared to the inspiring story of Donny 2 Scoops....but impressive nevertheless. 

Donny 2 Scoops has managed to unify the country in a way his supporters never considered.....

I’ll take Ape tits for $400, Alex.

Fuck me. I just took a handful of Aleve after watching

I’ve always believed that Trump is quite stupid. I’m now beginning to seriously consider the fact that he’s Bat Shit Crazy.

let he who is without sin raise their hand......

I have the perfect compromise: fire those professional athletes who refuse to stand for the anthem but only if Donny 2 Scoops is fired the next time he opens his mouth.

Any person who doesn’t think New Orleans is fun already is playing from a different playbook.

Just another thing I hate about Republicans. They hold up Weiner as being someone Democrats love and look the other way at his transgressions.

Awful news. I’m sure his baby mama is grieving over his lost opportunity to become a cardiovascular surgeon or a philanthropic dynamo on sub-Saharan countries.

Indeed. The beautiful irony about Manafort being in some seriously deep shit is he took the shit himself and jumped head first into it off a high dive.

I hate that chinless piece of Santorum. 

I despise both people involved in this alleged assault. On the one hand, we have a guy who sent out “stock tips” to his clients without revealing that he was being paid by those companies to sing their praises. And he’s a jackass.

When he turned it “on”, he was funny as fuck. But the other times he was actually very thoughtful and I don’t know why it surprised me, but he was pretty damned intelligent.