As much as I don’t care for social media it’s moments such as these that I love it. I mean......how would we ever know about the coat wearin’ Cowboy of the Capital who also sports a white hood on his off hours????

Hot damn!!! Just what I want!!! Another 25 year old preaching to me about values and shouting the praises of Cheotolini!!!

Well she’s about as old as the Rolling Stones so she has that goong for her....which is nice.

Just looking at that picture one can’t help but assign “thought” bubbles over each head:

Effectively what we’ve done (well....the idiots who voted for Cheetolini) is elect a family of shameless self-promoters whose most difficult decision they’ve ever made is whether or not to put stone or granite backslash in condo kitchens.

Kinda looks like St. Ronnie is shitting in his pants doesn’t it?

What are the running odds that over on Breitard and Michelle Malkin’s sites they are crying about a conspiracy because the judge has a representative from his district who’s a Democrat? Or that the judge has never been to Alaska let alone had Elk Fritters so he’s predisposed to rule against Caribou Barbie?

And something something the Lord will repay you a hundred fold for whatever you tithe to me....errrrr my church.....errrrrr Jebus!

Jessee Watters. The dipshits that read Breitard and Michelle Malkin think this dude is the 2nd coming. Of course their correct: a 2nd money shot that is weak...ineffective and tends to dribble down one’s thigh with no apparent mission.

Please tell me you’re kidding....

The DIC (Dipshit in Chief) and the FCOTUS (First Concubine of the United States) board Air Force One as they embark on their trip to Houston with a scheduled stop in Denver for a couple scoops of chocolate ice cream at Sweet Action Ice Cream.

The looming question is whether or not they’ll pass the collection plate to the displaced when they are forced to leave the place.......

Too funny! I did take Kiko’s number in baseball....#3. I tried to convince my teammates to nickname me Kiko but it just didn’t pan out. An Irish kid named Kiko didn’t seem to make sense.

Shall we review? 85? White? Racist? Convict? Pathological liar?

Kiko Garcia. Infielder for the Orioles.

Am I the only person who would pay money to watch both Hannity and Malkin be raped by a community of donkeys?

78% chance that he has a card in his pocket that says “My name is Seamus Murphy. If you find me please contact my parents at 617-555-1234.” 

Nobody can be surprised that Donny Two Scoops pulled this on a Friday night and has that bastard Harvey is destroying the coast of Texas.....

Completely understand. And Tony Twist is, what, a snowflake?

Ok. What the heck. I’m “that guy.”