So I just finished watching the interview. Serious question: is he special needs? 

I’m sorry but I watched that fight again this morning and it wasn’t that special. A bunch of slapping and Strawberry trying to land a sucker punch...missing and the tumbling into the dugout. Perhaps I’m missing something.

So I watched the brawl a few times and I can say with certainty that not one of those landed punches would have popped a pimple. Watch closely. The hardest punches landed were courtesy of Romine’s love taps to Cabrera’s hip

Van’s moved on to that pressbox in the sky but duly noted. 

I spent my first 18 years in the Urban Syphilis area of suburban Detroit. Every Thanksgiving my father would load up his 3 boys and we’d head down to Michigan & Trumbell and watch the Lions be embarrassed on a national holiday. It was a ritual. It seemed as if every year it would rain/sleet/snow and we’d huddle in our…

Yes, but only if time permits.

This could be justifiable homicide.

The missing kicker in this letter to the investors is a plea from a Nigerian who has $2300000000 available if they just send a credit card in order to pay for the wire transfer.

Is it just me or did Lenny look utterly Jacked-The-Fuck-Up in his audition tape for COPS?

GOP= ICG (Inadvertent Comedy Gold)

I’m a pretty easy going guy but I hope this guy gets part of his torso ripped in half while thinking about his crime in prison.

Sometimes sports and athletes get it right. I tip my hat, Senor Alvarez.

I was such a dunce when I was in my 20s. I was caught cheating with various girlfriends on numerous occasions and it never once occurred to me to offer up this mea culpa: “Yes, I did sleep with your roommate but I’m a better person now for it.”

Well fortunately all the expense is well worth it when you see what a great job Donny’s doing thus far......HOLY SHIT!!! A lighting bolt just missed me and there’s nary a cloud in the sky!!!

I recommend heading over to Breitard.com right now and see how the mouth breathers are reaction at the news that their Imperial Wizard has been shit-canned by the Dipshit-in-Chief. Worth the price of admission!!! 

What the fuck. We’re talking about a god damned fucking cat, here

Holy shit is that bad. This has Holiday Inn Rock Island lounge written all over it. I’d rather listen to Bill O’Reilly belt out “What’d I Say” then listen to this shit. OK. Maybe not. But you get the picture.

Two observations:

The Coach is still married right? Has to be a Deep Freeze advisory in that bedroom.

Note to self: take the arsenic before going to a pro wrasslin’ match.