In all sincerity, I think this is the most repugnant comment I’ve ever seen on Deadspin.

Go fuck yourself.

I was 10 years old. A guy at the lake park started talking to my little friend and I as we tried to swim away to avoid him. He kept walking after us. We ducked underwater (eyes open) and sure enough he had his trunks around his ankles and was jerking it. We haul ass and get my dad (it was his company picnic) who was…

A new paradigm of not grabbing people’s asses (who don’t like it) seems like a good paradigm to me.

You know what’s a slippery slope? Thinking that literally anyone deserves to NOT get called out for this behavior.

“Because if not then we are walking a fine line.”

What fine line do you imagine we’re walking here? Because I don’t really see any goddamn problem with calling out every single guy who grabs your ass. I don’t. The fact that this guy is doing so IN PHOTO SHOOTS THAT ARE LITERALLY SET UP IN ORDER TO GENERATE PUBLICITY…

Ok. So if women aren’t willing to tell on every grandpa then it’s ok to fondle them. Is that your main point?

Not every damn grandpa is a former U.S. President.

fuuuuuuck yoooooouuuuu

So you’re saying that a woman shouldn’t call out someone for groping her unless she’s willing to call out every single other person who’s sexually assaulted/harassed/groped her? Also, why is it always on the woman to call out every instance of sleaziness?

Isn’t the “paradigm”... “stop non-consensually grabbing random woman’s genitals, tits and ass holes”? That seems fine.

This must be disappointing for those who want to remember Bush as a stand-up kind of guy.

I’m not saying it’s appropriate. But he’s clearly not well, likely suffering from dementia, and has no sense of boundaries anymore. I’d hold those around him in charge of his care more accountable. Time to stop putting him in these situations and let the matter, and hm, die.

You fucking kidding me? You have a chance to use the alliteration at the beginning of “Houdini” and the phrase “Whodiedinhere” and you bring that lazy shit into the paint?

Raiders fans.

The same Chiefs that are responsible for 2 of the Raiders’ 3 losses somehow aren’t a threat?

His tribute to Amy Winehouse, singing Valerie on some awards show, is one of the best things I’ve experienced in my life. So much greatness!

I think he was performing at the Super Bowl one year and my super cynical father took a moment from bashing whatever it was he was bashing and stared at the screen in silence for the the remainder of his performance. When Bruno was done, all my dad said was, “wow, that guy is talented”.

The man is a true showman. He is so endlessly entertaining. I can’t help it; I love the guy.

Apparently, judging works best with a drink.