I want to give you all the internets.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

“I was like a god there, I owned that stadium.”

Trump supporters are dumb, racist assholes. All of them.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

That’s not a hot take. It is a reasonable take. “Hot take” =\= “take I disagree with.” The Pats are hateable, and glowing support of a monster is a perfectly good reason to hate them more.

Yet another reason to despise the New England Scoundrels

“Before he can confront racism in the city he lives in and the school he goes to, he must first solve the complex racial problems of a city he has absolutely no connection to, other than occasionally playing road games at Marquette and/or UWM.”

Man, what are you talking about? Did you even read the letter? It’s almost all about stuff that happens on campus, including the noose around an effigy of Obama that happened at their football game.

Man Chooses To Die On Hill

Shut the fuck up. This comment has a tldr, a “stupid millenial, stop trying to do something about racism,” and tells a black guy he doesn’t know what inequality looks like. It also is unreadable. jesus

If the NCAA won’t let them have dollars, I’m pretty sure they won’t let them have change either.

Well, the font and background are doubtlessly due to those being the school colors, so there’s that.

I’m becoming a really big fan of woke Nigel Hayes.

Since goats weigh about 40 lbs, my guess is this was probably a delivery of the goat leg you can pre-order at Girl and the Goat, Stephanie Izard’s place on Randolph Street. It looks like this, and it’s fucking delicious.

He’s not a mermaid, Bobby! C’mon!

First the White Sox are excluded and now the Royals bullpen is ignored. If the Indians win, the AL central will be the only division with all of its teams winning a WS since 1984. (Yes, I know the divisions and teams have changed)

These Indians relievers, Andrew Miller, Bryan Shaw, and Cody Allen, remind me of nothing so much as the turn-of-the-millennium Yankees, with Rivera-Wetteland and then Nelson-Stanton-Rivera.