I’ve wasted a lot of my life but will never regret a single second I spent on this dumb website.

Robert Evans, god-king of the Jamboroo, died this week. This was his final tweet.

I’ve been a regular here since 2006. My social circle doesn’t really allow many opportunities to talk sports so I treasured that this was THE place that allowed for my dumbass jokes and ridiculous takes to be heard (and even then, there were better comments made by better people).

This place will be missed.  Thanks for turning the lights out today Diana.

Bye, Diana. Thank you for your amazing work here over the years, and I’ll follow wherever you end up.

Posted this gif on Greenwell’s tweet about no more staff, but seems appropos here as well. Best of luck to you all. Thanks for the bears, Diana. You did great!

Bears like eating plants.

Seriously. Having been though both pregnancy loss and infertility, it’s hard enough to paste on a fake smile and pretend you’re not dying inside with the real pregnancy announcements, let alone the assholes who think pregnancy is one huge joke. And the people who say “lighten up” can fuck off. Even if it doesn’t…

Right, but when it’s a sensitive issue joke, ask yourself, “who is the butt of this joke?”.

It’s not a zero sum game. You can be offended by both. And it’s a joke that shouldn’t be made to begin with. Don’t be a douche.

I would probably respond to this article, Drew, but I need to check with George Soros on what liberal talking points and affirmations I need for this subject. As a paid protester and actor hired by Open Society Foundations, I want to properly represent my opinion that aligns with His (Soros) views.

“I’m certainly not embarrassed by these pants I shit in after a night of heavy drinking. I’m burning them for an entirely different reason.”

1-800-273-TALK

This was a bad date. She had a horrible date with a clueless guy who thought he was being sexy and hot. She was made to feel uncomfortable, and it wasn’t right.

Sbarro’s does have the best celebrity endorsement of all the pizza chains though.

Agreed. If that’s the case, Hy-Vee take-home should count (not that it would rate well, but still).

Cool story, bro. This article is about national chains, though, so NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR LOCAL PLACES.

I personally stopped buying their trash pizza (they were so close to my old place and the only pizzeria with a website, that delivered) when he came out with his rancid take on Obama-Care.
Maybe Ol’ PapaJohnalous should start looking to his own dumbassness for their declining sales.