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As a long-time lurker, I started out at Jezebel, and then pretty much migrated over to Deadspin for its mix of sports and culture. I’m really going to miss this small corner of the Internet and all the commenters here. Lots have people have shared the sentiments that I wish to share, so I will say a simple “Thank you”

Yeah, pretty sure that my OBGYN practice that just delivered my latest baby is half MDs and half DOs.  There are some quack osteopaths for sure, but being a DO as opposed to an MD doesn’t mean you are looney toons like this guy.

In some places, yes. But in MO, for example, they require one of the following to vote absentee:

2008's field was actually really large at the start, even if you just remember Obama v Clinton for the latter stages. In Iowa alone at the 2008 caucus, you had 7 candidates take home votes, including Edwards, Richardson, and Biden. I realize it’s easy to forget how large the field was at the start, but it definitely

JLD has won at the Emmys in the comedy category since the Jurassic Age, but the Golden Globes are more eclectic, as the last two winners are the aforementioned Rodriguez and Bloom. So I would say Issa Rae has a decent shot here, as opposed to at the more staid Emmys.

If you’re not familiar in all the ways that Kris Kobach is the worst, you really should better acquaint yourselves. Jason Kander (who I desperately wish has unseated Roy Blunt) shared a delightful anecdote in which Kobach introduced a resolution on letting all states set their own election policies while they were

That may be true, but considering her dad is Ron Meyer, she’s pretty well set. Tobey’s poker habit gets expensive too.

This is one of those times that I wish sarcasm translated better on the Internet. This is just a joke about how he and Elijah Wood kind of look a like, yes? Because otherwise, seriously, Jennifer Meyer is the one with all the money and connections in this relationship; all Tobey has is Spider-Man memorabilia and

That is indeed Enver Gokaj! Can’t say that Joss isn’t loyal and doesn’t like to work with his friends.

The date of her invalid year needs changing, unless she was 115 when she became an invalid, which if that’s the case, I don’t really blame her for not getting out much.

We don’t even HAVE an on-site health care clinic any more; we didn’t get enough foot traffic there. We send students to a local clinic at this point. Who/how would the rape kits be administered in this scenario?

Totally agree with you. Cuba had this manic energy throughout the performance that really didn’t seem to fit for OJ, especially after watching the 30 for 30 that you noted. It’s a shame too, that he’s the part that didn’t really work, considering how strong the rest of the cast was.

He was nominated in the Supporting Actor category for the mini-series, which Jezebel didn’t list for some reason. It’s a strong category, but I agree with you that he def deserved his nomination!

Although I have no doubt she would vote more in line with my own views, I was so disappointed that Judge was the Democratic nominee. She’s been in Iowa political circles for forever, and I know committed Dems who LOATHE her. She wasn’t super impressive in the primary, in terms of her actual interviews on her

The note about raw flour being the danger for e.coli has been a personal bane of existence, because of all those Pinterest recipes that tout their “_____ dough/batter dip/fudge/whatever” that is totally safe for preggos due to the lack of raw eggs.

That’s a picture of Adam Levine with Christina Grimmie, not his wife. I imagine the picture is from when she was on “The Voice.”

The joke is that Key and Peele made a movie that borrows of the premise of the movie John Wick starring Keanu Reeves where Keanu goes on a killing spree after his puppy is murdered is in itself ridiculous, and then made a spoof that substitutes a kitten for the puppy and name it Keanu.

I feel validated as the woman was a challenge for me, but Jakey G. was the first to come to mind on the actor. Lainey has been pretty upfront about how much she likes him.

Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion!