My attitude reflects my personal life trajectory

Yeah, you’re 33 now, we get it.

she’s doing it for her sister tho! she realized kit is more important than winning! (not true tho kit is the worst)

This rumor is definitely true. I know because my cat told me in a dream.

I absolutely will not. How dare you.

Dillon Brooks should be more like Grayson Allen, a true sportsman.

SATC and Bridget Jones are meant to be about the happy ending. Until they realize there is money to be made in breaking up the people that they’d convinced you were made to be.

At least it's not based on the third book

Henry Cavill should fly into the sun.

America, January 2017

Don’t leave me, POTUS!

NO SHITS OBAMA IS THE BEST OBAMA

I love this man so much. My life goal is to hug him.

Agreed. Everyone else can dive for the Thin Mints, which are fine and all, but give me a box of Somoas and a box of Tagalongs and I’m a happy girl. Give me two and I’m ecstatic. Three and I’m bloated.

Sorry, but is the snark aimed at him for “noticing” this really necessary? I haven’t been able to watch the video yet, but judging from his past segments I really doubt he’s guilty of any mansplaining or something similar. Why not simply praise the show for doing a (presumably) well-informed piece on this issue and…

“Fuck yeah. This walk is awesome. Gettin exercise. Hangin with my best bud, Human. We’re just loving the outd..........nope I’m done. Right here is good.”

Anchor Julie Stewart-Binks suggested he should dance for her.

I mean I also thought the skit was pretty fucking gross, especially given that it was performed by kids from an infamous bastion of casual privilege and elitism like Stanford. As I’ve grown old, I’ve turned into kind of an uptight killjoy when it comes to any more fortunate group jeering at the less fortunate.

I hope a lot of people get this joke. Otherwise, you’re in big trouble, mister.