The prosecution will build its case on the word of one informant.

Not sure why you would expect a robot not to use google to describe human features

I thought Iowa City was just full of failed poets drinking absinthe between shifts at Hy-Vee

Yeah, like apparently three cats and two dogs is “lots of pets”. Pfft.

I found her CDL Instructor.....

Pictured: the Olsen twins laughing

This is possibly the most humorless thing I’ve read in a while. “#Adulting” is obviously a joke, meant to be taken as such. Most of the time I see it, it’s used by the person saying it to skewer themselves for being childish or lazy, not to garner praise.

I don’t know the situation but I think you are reading a lot into this. It sounds like a frustrated mom dealing with a major transition period in the relationship. The rest is just projection. Eta: and to add, young people also have to learn to have a relationship as an adult with their parents. It’s usually a mutual…

Now drunk Iowa fans are probably super-pissed they drank everything in Indianapolis right now.

10/10 would do but only the fictional “evil” version of him which worries me about my life choices and decision making.

I thought she said outside AND other side

Above, when hot takes go cold. Wendy’s nuggets are the best.

The Triple Crown is only for three year olds, so you can only win those races once. While the race he won today (Breeders Cup Classic) is for three and older, it is very unlikely he would run it again since his owners would rather he retire on top as a stud than risk injury by racing further.

I’m so glad I got to see this horse run. I’ve seen a Triple Crown winner in my lifetime. Thank you Pharoah for giving me a lifetime of memories.

http://millihelen.jezebel.com/your-new-worst…

“Trend pieces,” like the multiple articles promoting this trash that ran on Jezebel in the last few months?

Am I the only one who thinks Sheryl Sandberg’s “Lean In” movement (or whatever you want to call it) is a complete crock of bullshit?

Let me go ahead and add to that ... all those dipshit sorority and fraternity stories probably come from houses that also have robust charity/non-profit programs each year. It’s part of the deal. I was an Alpha Phi and our national charity supports heart disease prevention in women - we raise lots of money for it and…

Lifting the text word-for-word from another source (here, the NY Daily News) is commonly known as plagiarism and will get you expelled from any self-respecting university.

UGHHH stop I’m soooo hungry