We made this tasty steak and Greek couscous dinner this week, and then I turned the leftover extra steak into a huevos rancheros kind of biz...

For me, the worst is when a best friend just cuts you out of her life with no explanation. Just ghosts on you and you’re left wracking your brain to figure out what you did wrong, was it your fault, what you could have done differently. Being angry as hell at her and simultaneously missing her so much you’d give up…

I’m so sad about all this and I felt zero surprise at this headline. How do you reach these people who exist online day and night in a constant feedback loop?

At this rate I suspect that pretty soon people are just going to start charging their guests admission. “Please join us in a celebration of our love for the low low price of $__ per person!”

I find that hard to believe. This Pope is all about PR and hitting just the right note. Everything that was said, done, or visited on this trip was calculated, vetted, and even the stuff that looked spontaneous wasn’t at all. I would be shocked if this was an example of someone pulling a fast one on His Holiness.…

- the pope

HOW’S THAT COOL POPE TREATIN YA, GUYS

So, we can stop with calling him ‘Cool Pope’ now, right?

I am terrified at the prospect of this guy running for governor in 2018, not least because the list of sane Republicans is...short. The most likely GOP candidate, Devin Nunes, is controlled by Central Valley agribusiness interests who think that every drop of water that doesn’t get sucked out of the Delta and sent to…

“there’s no evidence to support the perception he intended to create alarm.”

It was also quite extensively covered in the Guardian. The jury seems to have taken their job very seriously.

Yeah, and that made sense in 1789, when the strongest a military could be is an army of a few thousand men, unarmored, firing slow-loading muskets that had terrible aim. There were no automatic weapons, or planes, or bombs, or rockets, or grenades, or tanks, or night-vision goggles, or nuclear weapons. It also made…

Remember when Tommy Tuberville was at Texas Tech and he left DURING A MEAL with a recruit to take the Cincinnati job? Got a phone call, stood up and left the room and never returned.

I support this approach, as long as the AD is also willing to divide Tuberville’s pay into 12 equal parts, and only give him a check after each win. Any loss and the game check can go to charity. Maybe Meals on Wheels, Student Athlete Division.

It’s not a fine. It’s not a threat. It’s a tool. It’s a future lawsuit.

I’d like to add that he was also an organ donor, for which at least six people will be forever thankful. A good and generous man, even in death.

“Also staggering math numbers? The millions you stole from us, shitbag.”

You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?

Why don’t male up-and-coming comic actors get scrutinized for whiteness? Where’s the intersectionality takedown of Jonah Hill?