cho-REE-thoh (accurate) vs. chuh-REE-zoh (our bullshit).

Buuuuullsheeeeit

There’s no limit to how sauced you can get in your own damn house

Police later found an unloaded gun in his back pocket, and determined his BAC had been nearly five times over the legal limit. 

He’s a manager at IHOP in Arkansas. Let’s not get too far ahead of ourselves.

I’ve always been leery of using the community condiments on a table. A lot of chains don’t look like they ever clean them.

No 3 yr old is “pouring” their own syrup. They’re making a mess while their parents watch with a resigned air.

My children were great at pouring syrup at three years old. They poured it on the table, on the floor, on their hair...

Well, to clarify... I’m surprised that any *parent* is allowing their 3 year old to pour their own syrup. You’re likely to end up with syrup soup with bits of pancake floating in it... and a kid that’s had WAY too much sugar.

I’m actually surprised that *any* 3 year old is pouring their own syrup. Disability or no disability.

I empathize with the family obviously, but it’s hard to blame the manager for not knowing how to deal with a customer sitting on the table and eating with their feet. That’s not something you run across every day. I also feel like the family could have poured their son’s syrup for him rather than leaving. But maybe he…

That...doesn’t really make a lot of sense to me. To me, the dumb-ass commercials that they put out for this stuff seems to only increase the stigma of buying and using them because they make them seem for the incompetent or just plain lazy. I’d much rather see commercials showing a disabled person being able to do…

I have no citation for this, but I remember seeing an article detailing how some (most?) of those devices are targeted for the disabled- however it’s frowned upon to target them with marketing materials. So they show somebody goofily pouring an entire 2 liter soda on the floor or being attacked by every spice in their…

That story was a review for a particular brand of mug cake mix, in which we advocated making your own mug cake mix would yield better results. Not sure how you made that Grand Canyon leap to sneering at a product that helps disabled people. https://thetakeout.com/don-t-be-the-sad-person-who-makes-mug-cakes-from-a-mix-1…

I don’t like her music, but dammit if I do like her.

Doctors’ offices should be like gas stations - one giant red NOPE button on the wall, if anybody feels uncomfortable and hits it everything stops for a safety check and the doctors get sprayed with toxic foam.

I don’t understand why USC had chaperones who have been reporting this pervert’s suspect behavior for YEARS if they don’t listen to them. It sounds like it’s just a gift to any creep who may be an exhibitionist.

I couldn’t orgasm at twenty.

i noped out at creamy - i don’t need that in my life.

It also sounds like he doesn’t know as much as he should about female anatomy and orgasms: