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2/20/19
2:42 PM
110

Someone once argued with me that lactating women shouldn’t have any objections to pumping in bathrooms because “milk is just a bodily secretion like urine or poop anyway.” I was a decade away from motherhood at that point, but I still wanted to mix poop in his cereal and see if he continued to believe that milk and Read more

2/20/19
2:17 PM
111

On top of the pump break issues, I’m alarmed that she had to post a sign that she was ALONE in the store. Maybe there are some other people working who are not authorized to use the registers, but I would be absolutely terrified to work storefront completely alone and then have to advertise that fact.

2/20/19
2:07 PM
76

What if, as you were sitting there musing about how she should just be happy to have a job, a toilet fell from the ceiling and landed directly on your head?

2/20/19
1:58 PM
149

As a former nursing mom, I could get all technical about the differences between foremilk and hindmilk and the necessity of pumping for a sustained enough time to get both, but as a former nursing mom I just want to punch that employee in his nuts, which I AM SURE HE HAS despite the lack of gender specificity in the Read more

2/20/19
1:52 PM
137

By her second week back [from maternity leave], Edgington said the Family Dollar store had scheduled the new mom to work several five- to seven-hour shifts alone, with no one to man the register while she pumped milk in the back. After working two shifts without pumping that left her “feverish, engorged, with sharp Read more

1/14/19
11:22 AM
1

It’s not relative height, it’s “reasonable” fear. It is unreasonable for me to fear my skinny 13-year-old female neighbor, unless she is armed. Read more

1/14/19
10:59 AM
159

So a 51-year old man he gets pushed by a 12-year old GIRL and his response is to punch her in the face? Read more

1/12/19
7:35 PM
96

SHUT UP! SHUT UP! How is this considered value-added? The crowd likes her? Instead of saying that 30 times in 90 seconds, JUST LET ME HEAR THE CROWD!

1/12/19
7:29 PM
275

This video is a great argument in favor of announcers shutting the fuck up.

1/11/19
11:19 AM
24

Seriously - if a bunch of people start simultaneously making the same sound or motion, it’s obviously due to some shared history. Figure out what it is rather than blasting some dismissive BS.

8/29/18
11:07 AM
141

Sometimes I look at my FUPA and think it’s actually quite sexy: it provides additional curves (curves are an area I need all the help I can get in) and it makes me feel like a beautiful womanly Botticelli painting.

8/29/18
11:03 AM
91

Diet teas make you poop. This makes your “tummy” (a word I fucking hate) feel less bloated. Read more

6/5/18
7:17 PM
3

Agreed. I don’t do this and I AM obsessed with sex. :P My past boyfriends didn’t do it either but my current one kind of does. Sometimes he can’t carry on a conversation in a public place if there’s a pretty girl in it.

To clarify, everyone looks at everyone. Everyone is drawn to take a second glance at someone Read more

6/5/18
7:07 PM
5

I can acknowledge how some people are socialized to that behavior, but the idea that people can’t or shouldn’t prioritize not being that way is so odd. It’s frustrating to see that validated because we can accept people as instinctive, biological creatures AND set expectations of appropriate, respectful behavior.

6/5/18
6:42 PM
10

Exactly. I’ve had several boyfriends (current one included) that don’t do this. I’ve been the one to notice other women and pointed them out!

6/5/18
6:30 PM
20

Honestly? Dump him. It’s been 6 months. You’ve asked and he won’t stop gawking. He’s looking for his next sex partner in front of you. Drop him and delete his contact information.