Smallpox? Smallpox. You’re trying to show that vaccines are dangerous, so you list one that was successful in eradicating the disease that it was meant to prevent. Get the fuck out of here.

At least if kiddo becomes super dependent on the white noise machine they actually CAN take that to college with them. :)

Oh fuck off with this bullshit. High on back to the tinfoil hat convention.

Okay, but someone fucked up casting that movie, because Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman both have blue eyes, and anyone with a rudimentary knowledge of a punnett square knows it’s not possible for two blue eyed parents to have a brown eyed child, so we should see what color eyes the doctor had because it wasn’t…

Hey women, do you regret taking that abortion pill, no worry there’s a natural and effective means to have a baby, it’s called fucking again!

I know I know, not having sex with a young boy is strange and hard for many catholics, but if they want more young boys to molest, they’re going to have to touch icky lady parts…

Anyone else remember that barf-worthy movie The Switch, with Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman, where the friend (Bateman) switches the donor’s semen with his own, and unbeknownst to her (Aniston), impregnates her with his own child? It has always straight up freaked me out that a comedy (a COMEDY!!) was made out of…

Nope. Our neighbor was just a bitch. We were the resident managers of the apartment complex and it was her way of getting back at us for not giving her rent extensions (not our choice - the corporate office handled that.) It got so bad that the police helped us file a restraining order.

It was also in the Handmaid’s Tale back in the 80s! The doctor offered to knock her up, said “your loss” when she refused.... *shudder*

Heck, this is so common Law & Order (the Mothership) did an episode about it way back in 1995!

Fuck this racist, misogynistic dude. You don’t get to call for the murder of women because they exercise their legal choice of abortion just to be edgy. Stating your opinions has consequences, the most important of which for a writer should be denial of a platform. Shame on the Atlantic...

No, those weren’t rhetorical questions. In a literal sense, what do you expect a stripper to do, demand proof everyone is single at the door? How would that work?

I firmly disagree.

I mean...why should they care? What does that have to do with them? They offer a service, and people walk into a club looking to buy that service. What should they do instead, screen men at the door and insist they somehow prove that they’re single? If a man in an exclusive relationship decides to see a stripper…

Thank you! Me too! I voted for MY OWN wellness. Cause I feel pretty shitty and would like not to, and would gladly exchange someone else’s billions of dollars for that.

I genuinely thought that by “wellness” they meant like normal taking care of yourself and feeling good, not Goop nonsense. I maybe should have read the intro bit before I voted...

I voted for reproductive slavery because at least there is a chance that humanity will survive and overcome it; with Trump, the wtf is just so open-ended that literally anything awful could happen and be permanent.

Actual repeoductive slavery is worse than Trump as President forever...but I really had to think about it. So much other bad shit comes with Trump. I was picturing some nightmare dictator for life situation.

My prediction: No More Student Loan Debt is going to win the whole thing.

I’m just so confused about why they want to hang out with their dad’s friend in heaven. Like, my dad’s friends wouldn’t be the last people I’d seek out in an eternity, but they certainly wouldn’t be the first.

Wait, so Timmy and Tina are still small children when Jason goes to heaven? So, kids in heaven who are aborted do grow up, but they just kinda stop at like, age 8 or something, and just wait for random friends of their parents to come along and play football with them?