And he doesn’t even say what’s “hyperbolic” about the assumption / fact that all of those interchangeable brownhaired loafered white Republican droneboys DON’T give off Reagan-humper gunsucker vibes.

“And by equality I mean it turns out God hates all the same people I do, what luck!”

Who wants to fuck someone if the entire NRA is sitting there watching with guns trained on you during the act?

“I’m for equality, but I don’t want to pay to enforce it.”

What I also found amusing about that was that is conservatives in 2018. In an era where the movement demands everyone buy in 1000% those are the only people left. Every self-described conservative I know except literally ONE is a full time citizen of crazy town, and I live in a “blue” part of New England.

To me, it means “I like to watch the poor suffer, but at least I don’t mind them taking birth control and having sex outside of marriage”

because conservative women are probably not as nasty and evil as conservative men

Not even a one night stand. Friends don’t let friends fuck conservatives. Also, ew, this post is making me remember dating in DC.

Survival of the fittest, dudes. Natural selection. Whatever you want to call it, the silent hand of the world is sending you signals.

“I feel like they look at me and are like, here’s a tall white dude with brown hair wearing loafers, and he probably has a picture of Reagan and the NRA in his bedroom or something,” says one of the reporters from the conservative media company. “I just think they have a very hyperbolic view of what a conservative is.”

Are you trying to say that removing a discount for members of a club (NRA is a gun club, nothing more except having a lot of money from gun sales) is “harming the economic livelihood of people you disagree with”?

Nothing screams “I belong to a more intelligent race” like using your own picture on the barely-pseudonymous Twitter account you use to post white nationalist nonsense.

Yeah, let’s shit on people for not knowing how to pronounce a completely illogically spelled word that just started gaining traction six months ago.

Just a minute. I thought they were talking about some 18th-century French ormolu-encrusted original something something. I know they weren’t having this five-figure table made ... when the other white Cabinet secretaries, the unJared, and the Orange-In-Chief are trying to bilk the country to the tune of hundreds of…

I wonder how it feels to cut one’s own throat...

My daughter’s old day care provider went off the rails and started posting pro-Trump crap on her Facebook in late 2015. The problem is, she and her husband are Peruvian immigrants. Does she really think that, if the mobs of MAGAbros were to come through her town and start dragging Mexicans from their houses, that the…

I know it’s a grift from the top down, at every single level, at every single opportunity, but they’re all so fucking stupid about it. Ben Carson is already quite wealthy. If he wasn’t a god damned fucking moron, as well, he’d just say, “I will be paying for this out of my personal funds,” as soon as it hit. You don’t…

Just stiff the table-maker, Ben. It’s how your boss likes to do business, after all.

Yeah, I had no idea he got such a light sentence. The cold-blooded premeditated murder of your pregnant girlfriend should be life without parole. I bet he would have gotten more time if it hadn’t been a “domestic” situation

I don’t get why anyone involved in an actively planned murder ever needs to be allowed to walk free again.