Burt’s a riot right now.

Now I’m confused because Europe uses the metric system; maybe I’m only a 6 in America, but it converts to a 10 overseas?

A God in Ruins. It’s incredible. I do think that so far the one “bad” character is a little too unbelievably awful for an otherwise realistic piece of fiction (and, since it seems she’s unlikely to get hit by a train before the end, I’m a little worried that there is’t going to be any emotional payoff for me to make…

The fucking entitlement. I mean, I’m an atheist; I don’t think there’s anything left in those bones. But using someone else’s remains, someone you never knew, never sought consent from, to perform your crackpot religious rites is fucking wrong.

You don’t get to own someone’s body, no matter how poor they were in life. That doesn’t seem all that complicated.

I have a truly boring job- without going into the whole routine of it let’s focus on the part that is scaring the beejeebers out of me right now. I read introductory business profiles and these people are starting to write their profiles pretty much the same way that Trump speaks. I mean, overlooking the spelling and…

I love that when you google her, it says, “ She is best known for her role as Ruthy Spivey in the TV series My Own Worst Enemy” which, sure she is.

He was on the dating game. Can you imagine both of them on the panel. “Yes, Jim, I’ve made my choice. I want to go out and have a romantic dinner with the mic stand”

That Bella Thorne just seems so young and hip y’all!

Golf courses and gravesites have a lot in common in that they take up valuable land space that could be used for housing people instead of housing the physically and spiritually dead.

Why does Canada get this and we get Donald Trump? Should we not have rebelled against England?

I’m a straight male, and even I’m crushing on this dude.

Like I said, never watched the show. I can’t imagine going on a reality show for no financial gain, but there are people who really really want to be on television and don’t care how. Oddly enough, these are often the same people who complain about how the tv show portrayed them.

It looks like they are still waiting for the dress that goes over what is clearly some kind of Victorian undergarment.

I started watching some show about the Costa Concordia one time and had to turn it off after like 7 minutes because the people they were interviewing were so dumb. One couple was like, “We didn’t pay attention to the safety demonstration because the boat sinking is the last thing you think would happen when you’re on…

THEY ARE SO TACKY! Who on earth wants a rhinestone-encrusted mesh corset with an aggressively shiny hoop skirt? You know that famous Dolly Parton (all hail Dolly, I love her so) quote, “it costs a lot of money to look this cheap”? Well ...

That see through corset is the worst. ._.

Oh god, I hate those fucking dresses. The brides with like an unlimited budget ALWAYS go Pnina when they have so many gorgeous designers to choose from!! And it’s usually that stupid see-through corset one!

Well at least now her wedding won’t be spoiled for you

She probably picked out an ugly Pnina dress anyway.